Toast
When she threw the toast and
much of it lodged in my right ear and
a crunchiness developed
in my hearing and
something dripped
from my nose
peanut butter perhaps
I resolved always
to avoid
this kind of thing
at breakfast
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Toast
When she threw the toast and
much of it lodged in my right ear and
a crunchiness developed
in my hearing and
something dripped
from my nose
peanut butter perhaps
I resolved always
to avoid
this kind of thing
at breakfast
Think I’ll go see the Wigwam Women
they feel what I feel,
covering ground on purple evenings
when there’s a mist
rolling.
I kayaked the love affair rapids
and out on the lake of forgotten pain
made camp on happenstance island
then came back again.
At the inconvenience store
I couldn’t get ammo, beans or meal
now I need to see the Wigwam Women
need to heal.
If I rode out now past the empty claims
and fossils and rusting bogies upturned
to the wildfire free valley
where no boats are ever burned
where the hunting’s still good
and the gathering is real
I’d see the Wigwam Women
They feel what I feel
They feel what I feel
Tart Tatin
This giant toenail under the bed at
Hotel Tatin, Lamotte-Beuvron, 1880, Room 9
is not mine
its immense
must be 3 centimetres wide
Common sense
tells me a mature orangutan
boned his rangy orange paramour
and opened up his heaving hairy heart
then decided on a pedicure
before his next Parisian tart
tatin
tatin
tatin
3 sisters
all into cooking
all tarts
A Week Off
I got a wee cough
nothing serious
just persistent
my wife seemed cool
a little distant
and resistant
to anything I offered
by way of a joke
“I told you not to smoke”
she sounded
very satisfied
I sighed.
I went to see the doctors
got sent for tests
to know the truth
it’s for the best
“You’ve got Big C”
they said with max reverb
I said “Oh?
How long? What chances?
Why does my voice echo?
What’s the word?
I threw up
in the institute
in the chemo
on the radio
but after stem ginger
more carrots
than you could
shake a stick at
and what puritan joys
I could afford
I settled into micro-life
it was jolly
in the ward.
When I slid away from them
all the friends I’d met that day
and all the ones from decades back
it was a wondrous journey
the best I’ve made….
a starry tunnel then the light
shining reunion with mother
in a long white dress
and a young beauty again.
She said
“Who’s that dreadful girl
you were with?”
I looked back
saw my wife
mouthing the words
“I told you so!”
Down at the Fiddlers
for one the other night
they were asking me:
“Does your old Dutch still chew steak knives?”
I said “No, though she’s still a good sword-swallower.
She’s taken to chewing Scotch Eggs
and she spits the gristly bits
on the waxed parquet
which irks me.”
“Irks?”they said
I said “Yes I feel irked sometimes,
because my espadrilles skid
on minced rectal tissue.”
“How are the kids?”
they said by way of passing time
“They’re fine…just fine
just fine…”
Fertiliser time in the Vega Baja
God what a niff!
They’ve been piling it on today.
Set off on my bike
with a nice Scotch Egg in a plastic bag…..
really looking forward to my roadside lunch,
ended up retching with chicken-shit ammonia
fizzing in my eyes,
strong slurry spreading its stain
splashing my clean white legs
and God knows what else
searing my lungs and
damaging healthy tissue.
Terra organica?
No I don’t bloody think so!
Still the goats have sleek brown coats
and there’s going be a fine succulent
Christmas crop of fresh globe artichokes
As D.H.Lawrence would say
(and he said this sort of thing alot)
Theres a wonderful moist conductivity towards the centre
of a Scotch Egg
Mitsouro
This samurai was careless,
lost his toes and thumbs last year to cold
and now, his boots packed out
with cotton waste,
tiny, yellow and alone
he walks on water again.
This is not Tokyo
This is High Arctic winter
we mumble to each other
as he dons a mask
to keep his face intact
not filter out pollution,
a spray can of pepper
in his frosted bib
to deter the hungry bears.
They take him in a helicopter
and leave him on a frozen sea
he has free will we say
and eastern inscrutability
and then
no news
Some years later a Japanese whaler finds
fragments of a bloodstained feather jacket
embedded in multi-year ice
there are pieces of human gut and organ
a sponsor’s logo from a bank
and a rusty unopened aerosol
in a pocket.
They say the old men of Japan
are leaving Scotch for Karaoke
the middleaged leave love for Mitsubishi
and the young all gone to Hare Kiri
lacking purpose and hope
A disembowelled youth is useless,
makes a mess
Mitsouro knew this,
but walked on water
and died nevertheless.
The Kazakhstani got Silver
What are those things he stands on?
Wide ungreek pillars with sculpted organicist
knees figured straight as he dies figuratively
in bolstered peltplacing puckering situations.
There is a man with a family somewhere in there
behind those veins
wrapped in pan-applied cordura and canvas,
greased and pummelled with sports supports
for his boneburdened overdevelopment.
We have the slightly flaky thrusts
of his shovels in a bucket of white powder,
a smear on each shoulder
a whisper over the tousled
tough head broken many times
and healed like a tree’s bark
takes itself in welds of comfort
growing into a flow of hard flesh like lava.
Home-made bombs reverberate in the hush
that is his obscurely whiteskinned
ancient Central Asian walk
to the bar
to the bells
to the tense guttural mutter
instantly translated into American
of asking
for 227 Kilos!
227 Kilos!
Thats many maunds
of grist to the mill,
about a day’s supply
lifted by one back to the wall
one nose to the grindstone
one sniff
one snort
one sudden silence
one blood clenched quiver
and a primaeval moan
as the leadlined torture gear
tears at the lines
in his loins
trying to bust his bullied gut,
he loses it
from the pasted
paleolithic shoulder,
it crashes
and he thunders aside
his curly,
suddenly aging head thrust down
into huge breasts.
He made gold in ’88
a cold war funded him
when there was still iron in his curtain,
then he worked a mill 8 years,
got a nation
and lost it
somewhere in the middle of everything
there ever was.
His name was Anatoly
and he was almost rolypoly
but at least
The Kazakhstani got silver.
What have you got?
The Greek came on with a strangely Kazakh sounding name,
must have picked it up in some Alexandrian scourge
across the plain plains of the old flatworld.
He was all massed thigh, welded at the top
to a terylene sheen where his sex lurks
in black hairs and brows
beetling over into benign
corporal, bloody and invasive punishment.
He had a younger, better cared for, urbane countenance
with a 2 o’clock shadow on the sallow
straight from the gym skin.
The heart of the floor shook fee fi fo fum
(pity the waif of Pyrraeus giving birth to him
Athenian grit and large forceps needed)
and The Greek on another daunting pair of pins
casually asked for 235 Kilos!
235 Kilos!
Forget Asian wheat mountains,
plain loads of grain
that’s 6 bags of brown Anatolian coal,
(sorry to add fuel to an inflammation),
3 sacks in each hand
and a bird in his bushel
he raised it and held it in a drunken 10 second
stagger of sweat
then dropped it as if nothing
and strutted a ring
of world supremacy.
He is truly something
of a Sisyphus practising
with his new balls!
The Kazakhstani had a vodka
(though of course he shouldn’t)
and sloped home
with his slightly suspect silver.
Melted down at the old state foundry
in Almaty
it’ll fetch
2000 tenges..
My Wedding Reception
A few friends in one night
old hippies
turned teachers
antique wheelers
and dealers
in aerosols
scaffold erectors
people back from long journeys
or breakdowns
listening to ancient records
by a man called John Lennon
long dead.
John sang our song
so I kissed you for three and a quarter minutes
from start to end of track
tongue right down the throat
in front of everyone.
Spontaneity,
like the old days
especially as I’d brushed my teeth.
and you smelled of lavender
and were wearing a clean Kaftan.
I think I was saying something
the way I suppose you do
at your wedding reception
for public perception
so they know
this is it
this is strong
this is a hit
this is long
this is fertile
this is receptive
this is the hot bit
that matters
I had received these friends in my house
but they didn’t receive me.
This crudely artisan expression
of my purest public love and lust
was perceived by our audience
with glances of deep mistrust
I was kicking up dense undisturbed dust
and you were
embarrassed.
We just dont do that any more
now we’re older.
Our receptions are colder.